Cristiano Ronaldo’s got it all. On Thursday morning, the Real Madrid player ended up as a global trending topic on Twitter, and not by stamping the covers of tabloids or by getting a new girlfriend. He scored three goals in a span of – gasp! – 9 minutes during a friendly game against Chivas Guadalajara on Wednesday night. First, after a slick pass from Karim Benzema, then soon after a penalty and, finally, another goal at 82 minutes. He must earn the salary estimated at US$ 12 million a year, right?